Wednesday, February 07, 2007

The Boobalaboo & May Bone: A Critical Comparison



For those of you who have never had the pleasure of meeting (and smelling) Bobby, I really feel sorry for you. What a great dog.

Things Bobby and May have in common:
-They both are picky eaters. Bobby won't eat lettuce. May won't eat...anything. She'd rather be dancing.
-They both have deep, husky voices. May voices hers alot more often then Bob, though.
-They both get irritated when provoked. With Ruby as May's sister, it happens alot more often than it does to Bobby now that my brothers are pretty much gone from the house. And May is more aggressive than Bobby. She will scream and hit as defense. Bob just got irritated and would walk away with a huffy snort.
-They both like to sit on people. May will see you sitting down on the ground, make a beeline for your lap, turn herself around before she even gets to you and plops her bottom right down. Just like the Booba.
-They both are above average on the stinkyness scale. Bobby is stinkier but when this girl gets going, she can clear a room.
-They both respond to hand signals. We use the ASL sign for "more" with her but lately she has started making up her own, like using "spirit fingers." We haven't quite figured out what it means yet.
-They both prefer men over women.
-They both are heavy breathers.
-They both are good sleepers. Bobby does more of it. And is much louder when he does it.
-They both can rip a room apart in seconds flat but May is much better at cleaning up after herself. We tell her to clean her room and she goes around, picks up her books and puts them on her shelf. Then she'll pick up clothes and puts them in the hamper, etc. She's already a neat freak like her Daddy.
-They both are big sweeties.

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