How to Make Friends With a Goat

Step 1: Offer the goat some food, like dried corn which you can purchase for 25 cents. Do not confuse their droppings with raisins and offer their own poo to them. They may eat tin cans and old boots, but they will not eat their own poo, which is a good quality in any friend, goat or not.

Step 2: Once the goat accepts the food and a small but firm foundation of trust has been layed, get down to their level, eye to eye and ask them some questions about themselves. Where are they from? Do they come here often? Do they travel much? What is their greatest fear?


Step 3: Now it's your turn. Share with the goat your hopes and dreams.