Thankful for My Thankles

I wanted to put a new word out in the universe. My claim to have cankles, while deliciously self-deprecatingly humorous, isn't all that true. My ankles are not stumps that go right up into my calves, which is what cankles are, essentially. My ankles, while thick, are way smaller than my calves, so there's most definitely a difference in circumference between the two, thus making my claim to have cankles thankfully null and void. What I have are just thick ankles. Thus, let the word "THANKLES" be used from this time forth. Thank you.