Old Random Pictures from Photobooth

If aliens took over the world,
exposing us all to a deadly alien-virus resulting in the end of the entire human race,
with only our computers left as evidence as our existence,
what conclusions, I wonder, would aliens draw from the Reynolds' Photobooth?

We human train our young to bite and bite hard. Go for the jugular.


Some humans have eyeballs like Australian Shepherd dogs...
and the aliens would know what Australian Shepherd dogs looked like because
everyone knows Australian Shepherd dogs are immune
to deadly alien-virus and thus, would survive.
Duh.

The gazes of human mothers have piercing hypnotic properties.

There is an overabundance of Nick Nolte-look alikes. And they would know who Nick Nolte is because he, like Australian Shepherd dogs, is also immune to deadly alien-viruses.

Young people are stoic and cool and have extremely light-sensitive eyes.

Humans develop abnormal hair growth when under stressful situations. They also develop cheeseball-like qualities and become "That guy."

Scary. Humans are scary.

Humans with facial hair are angry individuals and prefer to be spoken to at a 3/4 profile.

Humans have tiny, tiny feet.

Humans are a bored species. Or rather, humans are a boring species.

But most of all, I think they'd come to the conclusion that we are self-obsessed,
what with the 600 pictures we have on our Photobooth.