I will tell you this much:
It was someone I met when I was at BYU. It could have been any of the following twelve persons:
1. The kid in my ward who after a Biology class where he learned about pheromones and the theory that they attract the opposite sex, decided not to shower in order to increase his musk. I was lucky enough to share a hymnal on more than one occasion with the guy. He liked to stand close.
2. The guy who told me he loved me, then proceeded to dump me, hard core.
3. The kid who took me aside while I was on a date with someone else and told me I should leave with him instead, which he tried more than once.
4. The guy I ran past when all I had on was a sweatshirt.
5. The freshman kid I worked with when I was a sophomore. I bet him $50 that I wouldn't be married by the time he got back from his mission. I owe him $50.
6. The guy I had thought I was exclusively dating for a couple of months, during which a holiday break occurred. A year later, I found out that he had taken another girl home over that break.
7. The kid who asked me out and I turned down because I had to "study for a big test." and then went out with someone else instead that night and awkwardly ended up running into him.
8. The guy who took me out, talked about motorcycles the entire time, chewed stinky gum, put his arm up on the seat and snapped his fingers in my ear to the music but not to the beat and then read me poems that he had written to his old girlfriend who he was still pining after.
9. The guy who literally picked me up and carried me out of a class, put me in his car, drove me to his house and showed me his collection of machine guns he kept in his closet.
10. The guy I had a crush on who would come into my work, not to flirt with me because he liked me as I had perceived but looking back now, flirt with me in hopes to score free stuff.
11. The boy who I did a charcoal drawing of in my figure drawing class. He wore a shimmering neon pink snake-skin speedo.
12. The man who I did a charcoal drawing of in an open studio class. He wore nothing.
23 comments:
I vote for #8.
I pray it is not #9 - holy cow!
I now have that much more respect for Go knowing the stiff competition he was up against.
Oh the low moments of Sophomore year. Who would've thought they'd make such great blog material?
I think I can almost name first names of every single of one of these....One of my favorite Northwoods 6 moments was Audra's awkward run in with the speedo guy. I just want to know which one.... this is so suspenseful.
This IS suspenseful! Your life is way more interesting than mine. I vote for #2.
This IS suspenseful! Your life is way more interesting than mine. I vote for #2.
This is the best, whoever it is I'm excited to hear all about it. You have a very exciting dating life, I need to hear more.
That's so mean. Just tell little Merzy which one it was, and put her out of her misery.
my vote is #6.
Oooo, I think it's #10 and you were afraid he'd flirt and try to score your airplane pretzel snack.
wow so MANY winner's to choose from. WHOMEVER it is. I'm SO glad that you DODGED THEM.
Story please... dodging and all!
annie, how was it that a girl so cute and normal as you could attract so many weirdos?
Annie! My mom just sent me your blog yesterday, and I am already addicted. You are one funny momma. The account of your full military salute outside your apartment door with Go (why do we call him that, btw?) would have had me shooting milk through my nose, had I been drinking milk at the time. Good stuff. Check out my blog at http://theschroederlife.blogspot.com for updates from Vermont! XOXO.
Hi my cute cousin. I have a confession. I have been reading your blog for quite some time and I have to say that it truly makes my day! I only felt that it was fair to let you know. Your girls are adorable and your wit is off the chart. I look forward to future entries. Love, Beth
I just showed Dan your blog. He wants to know which one turned out to be Brandon.....? We'll be waiting your reply.:0)
p.s. we're guessing "snake skin speedo guy"
Hi Annie. This message is actually for Mandy Heaston. Hey, remember me? You know, Beth Seymour from Columbus, Ohio. You fed my son copious amounts of soda just to see him race in from the farthest part of the house at the sound of the can popping open. Small world.
Annie. I saw your plea on Taryn's blog. Here's mine: seymourfamohio.blogspot.com. Later, Beth
Hi Annie. This message is for Beth...like how we're talking on your blog?:)
Beth! Small World! I totally remember you! I think of you every time we make chocolate chip cookies (thanks, Doug!) or watch Blue's Clues. Remember when Dillon would only say "boo coo" for awhile? I just checked out your blog, I can't believe how big your kids are, it's a shocker. They are adorable.
Totally funny post. Since we're playing this game...Mandy...do you remember me? Jeni Barzee...we met at the Pattee's one year and we just recently saw you at Jacobs Baptism...what a small world (my husband served with Ryan on his mission)
Hi Jeni, I do remember you! How are you? We just went out w/ Ryan and Em last Saturday. I still have not gotten over the fact that Jacob is 8 or that our husbands have been home from missions for 10 years. I think we're getting old. I have also come to the conclusion that Annie is the glue that holds the universe together. How in the heck do you know so many people, annie??!:)
I AM like glue: pastey and white.
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