How Not To Light Your Daughter's Easter Basket On Fire:
Step One: Tell the Easter Bunny not to hide the basket in the oven.
Step Two: If the Easter Bunny ignores you, make sure the next morning, you do not get up before the kids and make breakfast.
Step Three: If you choose to ignore Step Two, while you are making breakfast, do not preheat your oven with your daughter's Easter basket roasting inside.
3 comments:
best story ever.
That has a young child's devastation written all over it.
this might be the funniest thing I've ever heard. ever. totally something I would do.
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