Your Friends Will Thank You

Where we live is kind of a weird little quirky town. I keep telling myself that before we leave, I need to just walk down it's main street and take some photos. Each image would tell an odd story. One of our town's quirks is a radio station that's mainly run by the high school. Students are DJs and weather reporters and announcers of sports and local events. The music they play on week days are mostly 10 year old songs from EMO bands. On weekends, they play music from the 50's, which I enjoy because you never hear oldies that old over the air anymore. Nowadays, oldie stations are playing, like, The Police. Please.

My favorite thing about this particular station is the bulk of their commercials, which are public service announcements done by the high school students, which I assume are the result of group assignments in their Communications class. These public service announcements are as random as can be, read from scripts by non-actors: over-enthusiastic students with way too much expression or extremely stiff under-enthusiastic students. By the sounds of it, 75% of them have mouths full of metal--retainers, braces, head gear, etc. Topics range from underage drinking to helping the elderly. My favorite commercial is something that goes like this, read by the stiff, under-enthusiastic variety :

Girl: Hey, Craig.

Boy 1: Hey, McKenzie.

Girl: Have you noticed anything strange about Josh lately?

Boy 1: Yes, I have, McKenzie. I think he's stopped using deodorant.

Girl: Yes, I think you're right, Craig.

Boy 1: Do you think we should say anything to him, McKenzie?

Girl: I don't know, Craig. I don't want to hurt his feelings.

Boy 1: But his friends have stopped hanging around him. I think we should, McKenzie.

Girl: Ok Craig. Hey, Josh.

Boy 2: Hey McKenzie. Hey Craig. What's up?

Boy 1: We've noticed an odor coming from you lately, Josh. Have you stopped using deodorant?

Boy 2: You're right, Craig. I have. I don't shower very often anymore either.

Girl: Why, Josh?

Boy 2: I don't know, McKenzie. I didn't think anyone would notice.

Girl: People have, Craig. Maybe you should start showering and using deodorant again.

Boy 2: I think I will. Thanks guys.

Girl and Boy 1 in unison: No. Thank you, Josh.

Boy 1: This is a public service announcement brought to you by the students of BlahBlahBlah High School. As a courtesy to others around you, you should shower regularly, with soap and water, brush your teeth at least once a day, and be sure to wear deodorant.

Girl: Your friends will thank you.

It's awesome. I particularly enjoy the "brush your teeth once a day." Only once? Really? This explains so much.

Mama Says

Me: Oh, this is a good song, girls.

Ruby: What song is it?

Me: You Can't Always Get What You Want.

May: You always say that!

Ruby: Is "Fun is wherever we are" a song, too?

Friday Photos: Boots

More Delight (part 2)

Ruby: Mom, you know what I decided?
Me: What?
Ruby: I'm going to be rich when I grow up.
Me: Ok. So you're ready to work really hard?
Ruby: No. I'll just be rich.
Me: It doesn't work that way. You have to work to make money. And if you want a lot of it, that means you have to work hard.
Ruby: Ok. I'll have three jobs then.
Me: Three?
Ruby: Yep. An animal behavioralist; a park ranger, and a dog washer.
Me: Wow. You're going to be really busy. Hey, May. Did you tell Ruby what you decided you're going to be?
May: I changed my mind.
Me: To what?
May: I'm going to be Ruby's bosses.

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Pure Delight

May: Mom, I'm going to be a singer when I grow up.

Me: Cool. I think you'll be a great singer.

May: I already am a great singer.

Me: This is true.

May: Will you come to my singing shows?

Me: Of course.

May: But what if I live far away from you?

Me: I'll come to as many as I can, then.

May: Never mind. I don't think I'll live far away from you.

Me: Oh good. I'd like that.

May: Will you clap after my songs?

Me: Totally.

May: Good. Because that means you like my songs.

Me: Yes.

May: I don't want to sing songs that other people sing. I just want to sing my own songs.

Me: I think that's a good idea.

May: Can I sing you a song right now?

Me: Sure.

May:
Nemo! Nemo!
On a see-saw!
On a see-saw!
On a see-saw!
Nemo! Nemo!
On a see-saw!
See that Nemo!
On a see-saw!

Me: *clap*clap*clap*

May: That means you liked it?

Me: Oh yes.

Ruby's Camera

Ruby received a camera for her birthday back in June from her Grandma Tena. Today we unlocked its treasures and downloaded everything from its memory card, including two videos I won't be sharing. One is an extremely bumpy 20 minute long tour of my mother's house, a description of every decorative item displayed, along with a step by step guide how to make gluten-free brownies. The other contained a conversation between me and my SIL Sarah while we were on the way to or from, I can't tell, NYC which was unknowingly videotaped. Due to the sensitive material being discussed, it has been deleted forevermore. Your welcome, Sal.

98% of them, Ruby took herself. My Mom and I took a couple at Disneyland since I didn't bring my camera. Anyway, here are some of the greats:

At Disneyland. Unfortunately, Grandma Caren missed the magical moment of May cradling Mickey's face in her hands, kissing his nose and saying "I love you, Mickey."

Olive wasn't as enthused.

This was taken shortly after.

Tea cups

In line for Peter Pan.

Yes, my child was on a leash.

Don't judge until you take a wanderer to a giant amusement park.

4th of July fireworks over the Susquehanna River.

Olive eating efficiently.

Auntie Sarah, checking the working status of her deodorant.

A fruit leather stands by for consumption.

A whistling old lady.

The sunset on the way back from NYC.

Two lovers in the Lincoln Tunnel.

Deep in thought.

Car nap.

Back seat entertainment. Who needs the excitement of NYC when you've got Sarah along?

Friday Photos: Happy Halloween!

May's Birthday

May May turns 5 on Thursday. I can't believe it. We celebrated with a bunch of her little friends last Saturday with a Beauty Shop themed party. We painted nails, did make up, applied lotions and perfume. The girls had fun and felt pretty.

May wanted our house to look fancy. I think these tissue paper pom-poms did the trick.

Pre-party dance party.

Cute little partyers.

It was fun.

Friday Photo: All Wrapped Up

Friday Photos on a Saturday Night: Tweedling Around Out Front

Toronto, Part 2: Niagara & Palmyra, NY

On our way home, we first stopped by Niagara Falls. It was amazing.

I have no idea what Ruby is doing in this picture. I'm going to go with wiping Cheeto debris off her hands and onto her jacket.

This is the view from where we were on the Canadian side, which is supposed to be the better side to see Niagara from for some reason. Even though I didn't know why this side was better, it didn't stop me from looking over at the people on the U.S. side and thinking "Suckers."

After crossing back into the States (border patrolmen resembling no celebrity, Canadian or otherwise) and gorging ourselves on buffalo wings, we went to Palmyra, New York to visit the Smith Farm and the Sacred Grove. It was gorgeous and peaceful and will always be a good memory for our family.